Radly Fierce

one of the best cooksuck reviews yet….

cooksuck:

“Freshly chopped mint” - Comment number 4 is from “He” who cooks a “Mean Burrito”.  What am I supposed to do with the fresh mint?  Dab the burrito into it like I’m enjoying a bout of clothed christian pretend sex? The kind where the guy furiosuly rubs his contained underpant erection against the equally clothed vagina of his idiot girlfriend who thinks of her proud parents while she clutches at her virginity like I clutch at my academic record as I (once again) lie about the death of my grandmother to the university councillor to scrape me through with a pass (yet again).  Please, this whole thing looks like literal prison rape: the burrito tearfully hidden within his prison blankets (which unfortunately sculpt his buttocks quite nicely) while the side servings debate who goes first.  

Honestly, take another look at that mint, what’s the point?  I’m so glad I don’t have you on facebook because the impending facebook status updates regarding your painful break-up are going to make me feel bad when I click “unsubscribe”.