I think I might finally have worked on a film that is going to get a Rotten Tomatoes rating above 15%. Woooop!
When I said I was going for a walk, it wasn’t an invitation.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY a la Suri
1. Cats - they will kill you in your sleep
2. Sea Otters - they actually do rape baby seals. For fun.
3. Dolphins -
4. Snakes - they will eat you in your sleep
5. Birds - they will eventually figure out that if they work together they can take over the world
**Happy belated birthday to my spirit grandpa David Attenborough**
Proof of my earlier Facebook status that:
1995 True Detective Matthew McConaughey is way dreamier than 1995 real life Matthew McConaughey ever was.
It might be the hair. It might be the way his blusher has been applied. It might be the Academy Award win afterglow.
Either way, the man is ageing well.